If you’re gay it’s a sin. If you’re bisexual, you’re confused. If you’re skinny, you’re on drugs. If you’re fat, you’re a slob. If you’re dressed up, you’re conceited. If you speak your mind, you’re a bitch. If you don’t say anything, you must be miserable. If you cry, you’re a drama queen. If you have male friends, you’re a whore. If you defend yourself, you’re a trouble maker. You can’t do anything without being criticized.