Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. -- George Bernard Shaw
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven’t and don’t. -- George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open. -- George Bernard Shaw
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children. -- George Bernard Shaw