Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing.