Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.