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Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.
You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but
Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia,
A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he
President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got
The Mars rover Curiosity has sent back images of some odd things
Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor
The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack
Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can’t even keep Joe Biden in line.
Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I’m no
The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president,
Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a
Work will win when wishy washy wishing won t.
There is no one subsists by himself alone.
All men want their whores to be unhappy.
Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
When right, I shall often be thought wrong by those whose positions
It’s not good to make sentimental journeys. You see the differences instead
A human life is a story told by God.
In all their jollity in this world, the wicked are but as