Because of the oil-and-water relationship governments have cultivated between ethics and political economy, speaking in plain terms – spelling it out as it is – as become foreign to the public. So here goes: When government sports a surplus, this implies that the political pickpockets have stolen more funds than they can possibly dream of spending. The property is not theirs to keep! Conversely, when deficits are reported, this means that the kleptomaniacs have not been able to steal sufficient funds to cover their profligacy.