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Historian – a broad-gauge gossip.
PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.
OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature
VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer
MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility.
ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another’s guilt or unworth; most commonly as
Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have
Truth is so good a thing that falsehood can not afford to be without it.
DEINOTHERIUM, n. An extinct pachyderm that flourished when the Pterodactyl was in
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
Religion. A daughter of hope and fear, explaining to ignorance the nature of the unknowable.
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure
Just in general, staying healthy and active is important.
I regard myself as a beautiful musical instrument, and my role is
Sometimes there are no gigs, but the main thing is the music.
God help the rich, the poor can look after themselves.
Am you building up your house, or are you tearing it down?
Pain is Pain. Broken is Broken. FEAR is the Biggest Disability of
A smile is the universal welcome.
I’ve raised my daughter with no television.