As we passed under a streetlamp I noticed, beside my own bobbing shadow, another great, leaping grotesquerie that had an uncanny suggestion of the frog world about it . . . judging from the shadow, it was soaring higher and more gaily than myself. ‘Very well,’ you will say, ‘Why didn’t you turn around. That would be the scientific thing to do.’ But let me tell you it is not done ― not on an empty road at midnight.