Probably the most cold-hearted thing I ever did. There was this spider in my shower – and I’m usually very kind to all of the creatures of the world – and you feel very vulnerable when you’re naked, and I didn’t really want to be near this spider he was kinda big and gnarly looking. The only thing that I could reach in the shower was this hairspray. So I hairspray-ed this spider to death, which was awful. I felt like such a jerk. It was really, really harsh.