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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don’t practice law
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Always examine the dice.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn’t sell much – just an occasional sun visor.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
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