I played it for my bride, and one day you will play for yours.

What don’t kill me… Had better start running!

No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of

Most people don’t cry when they’re upset or frightened, but rather when

Oh, its big enough,” he said patronizingly, “but somehow I was expecting…

You can take your Law,” she said in a measured tone, “and shove it right up your-

And lo and behold, my diabolical plan is working.

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.