If we assiduously cultivate our powers of exaggeration, perhaps we, too, shall obtain the Paradise of Liars. And there Raphael shall paint for us scores and scores of his manifestly impossible pictures … and Shakespeare will lie to us of fabulous islands far past ‘the still-vex’d Bermoothes,’ and bring us fresh tales from the coast of Bohemia. For no one will speak the truth there, and we shall all be perfectly happy.