[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he’s gonna be the coach… Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.
![[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop Image](https://www.idlehearts.com/images/dean-martin-is-an-absolute-unqualified-drunk-and-if-we-ever-develop.jpg?x85372 "[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop")
[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop
