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Take a nap in a fireplace and you’ll sleep like a log.
If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you’re not Jesus, you
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
You say you`re sick and tired of hearing about me? I’ve
I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and
I think there’s a whole bunch of things that go along with
Come on, if you don’t win tonight it doesn’t mean you’re not
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start
Haiku sounds like I’m Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something
Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in
Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn’t want
We stock up on popcorn and candy like we’re crossing the Sierras,
Love is so much better when you are not married.
I do know middle age can bring greater depth, greater wisdom, greater
A brother may not be a friend.
In my films, all the great things are put together. It’s not
Take the pencil and write under my name, ‘I forgive her.
…why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn’t
I just couldn’t stop thinking about what landmines are doing to people
Your 40s are a major trough. About the age of 50, feelings of