You take I-55 south, and you’ll run into I-20. Or you could take…” I was about to be overloaded with information. “Oh that sounds just perfect. Let me do just that, or I’ll lose track.” Sure, glad I could help.” Oh, you surely did.” We beamed at each other, just two nice women. I had to fight an impulse to say “I have a tortured vampire in my trunk,” out of sheer giddiness.