Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes

Image, Learn how to set goals. That’s the key to everything. That includes

Learn how to set goals. That’s the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it’s not somebody else’s goal, it’s yours.

—Drew Carey

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