She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um… She announced to the family that she’s a lesbian and… She’s seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don’t even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh… I’ll tell you what’s heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like… But when you’re seven, you know, a week is a long time.
