A humorist tells himself every morning, “I hope it’s going to be a rough day.” When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes.
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.
I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.