Santa… forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning when his wife woke up she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Santa has been missing since.

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!! Have a Fun Filled Season!!!