There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Your eye is the only way you can judge things.

Good advice is often annoying — bad advice never is.

You cannot see the future with tears in your eyes.

Clothes should not be made for an unborn child.

There is little sap in dry peis hools.

The more hair a dog has, the more fleas he will have.

Never lend that thing you most need.

He that despises the small is not worthy of the great.

It is sometimes best to burn your bridges behind you.

Promise little but do much.

Love, a cough, and smoke, are hard to hide.

Choose an old doctor and a new pharmacist.

It doesn’t matter how slowly you walk, just as long as you don’t stop.

Seek much, and get something; seek little, and get nothing.

If you’re a shoveler, shovel your garden first.

The heart does not lie.

A wise husband and a patient wife equal a peaceful home and a happy life.

He that is evil deem’d is half hang’d.