Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don’t go getting all emotional on me. I’ve been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister, the freaking MAILMAN–I don’t need it from you, too. All I ask is that you promise me one thing.’ ‘What?’ ‘Just water the plants while I’m gone, all right?’ ‘You don’t have plants, Tad.’ ‘I know. I just always wanted to say that.
