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All my friends are dying. That’s why I always wear black.
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck
Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
Al Roker said I am 80 years ‘young’; it’s like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds ‘thin’.
For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Welcome to my world! I’ve been through it all, and I often
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and
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