Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're

Image, Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

—Bill Hicks

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