People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn’t that be news-worthy, just the

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?