Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia) — Aaron Allston
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to — Aaron Allston
The principle of sturgeon’s razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. — Aaron Allston
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart. — Aaron Allston
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. — Aaron Allston