English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. … Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious — Alan Coren
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented — Alan Coren
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. — Alan Coren
I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear. — Alan Coren