A foolproof plan for not getting a job – show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies
There’s a lot to do when you’re a kid – spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye – stuff to be getting on with. — Alan Davies
The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary. — Alan Davies
The one I remember is going into london, as it was for us in essex, on new year’s eve in 1981. — Alan Davies
I’m quite a curious person. I don’t mind being the one who doesn’t know things, a role I often play in qi. — Alan Davies
My favourite restaurant is the thai corner cafe on st paul’s road. We go there all the time. — Alan Davies
I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space. — Alan Davies
I like pubs too, but it’s hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. — Alan Davies
