Andy Kindler Quotes

If I don’t believe in Jesus, maybe I don’t believe in Hell. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

If I don’t believe in Jesus, maybe I don’t believe in Hell.

— Andy Kindler

I believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract

— Andy Kindler

George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to Andy Kindler Picture Quote

George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to

— Andy Kindler

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go Andy Kindler Picture Quote

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go

— Andy Kindler

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of Andy Kindler Picture Quote

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of

— Andy Kindler

I don’t know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it’s no act. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I don’t know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it’s no act.

— Andy Kindler

I don’t believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I don’t believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a

— Andy Kindler

Milk should be refrigerated even before opening. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.

— Andy Kindler

I love whenever they downgrade a hurricane to a tropical depression, because Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I love whenever they downgrade a hurricane to a tropical depression, because

— Andy Kindler

I was recently voted best standup never to win a major. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I was recently voted best standup never to win a major.

— Andy Kindler

I don’t know if it’s the weather or what’s going on – Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I don’t know if it’s the weather or what’s going on –

— Andy Kindler

Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello.

— Andy Kindler

CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y’know what CNN? Andy Kindler Picture Quote

CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y’know what CNN?

— Andy Kindler

Ever since I’ve switched to the clean syringes, I’ve never felt better in my entire life. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Ever since I’ve switched to the clean syringes, I’ve never felt better in my entire life.

— Andy Kindler

I’m Jewish… We’re a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I’m Jewish… We’re a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler

— Andy Kindler

Republicans are just rich, old, white people – that’s all they are. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Republicans are just rich, old, white people – that’s all they are.

— Andy Kindler

My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your Andy Kindler Picture Quote

My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your

— Andy Kindler

They shouldn’t call anything a boot camp unless you’re going off to Andy Kindler Picture Quote

They shouldn’t call anything a boot camp unless you’re going off to

— Andy Kindler

I’m on a show called Wizards of Wavery Place, and I like Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I’m on a show called Wizards of Wavery Place, and I like

— Andy Kindler

I don’t know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it’s no act. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I don’t know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it’s no act.

— Andy Kindler

Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the

— Andy Kindler

My cat’s fully capable of speaking, but he says he’s afraid of Andy Kindler Picture Quote

My cat’s fully capable of speaking, but he says he’s afraid of

— Andy Kindler

People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried Andy Kindler Picture Quote

People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried

— Andy Kindler

There’s a lot of controversy online, some people say i’m a genius Andy Kindler Picture Quote

There’s a lot of controversy online, some people say i’m a genius

— Andy Kindler

I’m sorry and ashamed to report that I’m not actually a Jew. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I’m sorry and ashamed to report that I’m not actually a Jew.

— Andy Kindler

Jewish people, we’re repulsed by Hitler, but we’re obsessed with him. If Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Jewish people, we’re repulsed by Hitler, but we’re obsessed with him. If

— Andy Kindler

I don’t like any nastiness on tv unless it’s coming from me. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I don’t like any nastiness on tv unless it’s coming from me.

— Andy Kindler

Judah Friedlander, I’m ok with you being the world champion for a Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Judah Friedlander, I’m ok with you being the world champion for a

— Andy Kindler

Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before

— Andy Kindler

I don’t remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I don’t remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I

— Andy Kindler

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said ‘get Andy Kindler Picture Quote

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said ‘get

— Andy Kindler

Jewish people, we don’t believe in Hell or a future place to Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Jewish people, we don’t believe in Hell or a future place to

— Andy Kindler

I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were

— Andy Kindler

I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant

— Andy Kindler

I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody

— Andy Kindler

I believe at the end of my career I’ll be retired into Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I believe at the end of my career I’ll be retired into

— Andy Kindler

Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I

— Andy Kindler

I do have insecurities. I don’t know if you can tell. I’m not brimming with confidence. Andy Kindler Picture Quote

I do have insecurities. I don’t know if you can tell. I’m not brimming with confidence.

— Andy Kindler

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being Andy Kindler Picture Quote

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being

— Andy Kindler

Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same Andy Kindler Picture Quote

Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same

— Andy Kindler

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