Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree. — Anton Szandor LaVey
Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg — Anton Szandor LaVey
Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity… — Anton Szandor LaVey
Satanism represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! — Anton Szandor LaVey
I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness. — Anton Szandor LaVey
Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence! Satan represents vital existence, instead of — Anton Szandor LaVey
Magic is never totally scientifically explainable, but science has always been, at — Anton Szandor LaVey