I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights. — April Winchell
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do. — April Winchell
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. — April Winchell
I’d like to run for office someday, but I’m afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. — April Winchell
My bedspread isn’t washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I’ll have to throw it out. — April Winchell
It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I’ve eaten in the last two and a half weeks. — April Winchell