Art Buchwald Quotes

I know it’s very egocentric to believe that someone is put on Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I know it’s very egocentric to believe that someone is put on

— Art Buchwald

Every once in a while your world stands still… There are certain Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Every once in a while your world stands still… There are certain

— Art Buchwald

When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it Art Buchwald Picture Quote

When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it

— Art Buchwald

An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women.

— Art Buchwald

The best things in life aren’t things. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

The best things in life aren’t things.

— Art Buchwald

You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire.

— Art Buchwald

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

— Art Buchwald

People are broad-minded. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be Art Buchwald Picture Quote

People are broad-minded. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be

— Art Buchwald

I don’t mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I don’t mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day,

— Art Buchwald

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.

— Art Buchwald

While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country’s problem, I Art Buchwald Picture Quote

While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country’s problem, I

— Art Buchwald

I don’t know whether it’s normal or not, but sex has always Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I don’t know whether it’s normal or not, but sex has always

— Art Buchwald

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I

— Art Buchwald

I don’t know whether this is the best of times or the Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I don’t know whether this is the best of times or the

— Art Buchwald

Just when you think there’s nothing to write about, Nixon says, ‘I Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Just when you think there’s nothing to write about, Nixon says, ‘I

— Art Buchwald

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every

— Art Buchwald

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be

— Art Buchwald

War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It Art Buchwald Picture Quote

War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It

— Art Buchwald

New York was the glamorous town that you only see now in Art Buchwald Picture Quote

New York was the glamorous town that you only see now in

— Art Buchwald

I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot’s asleep. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot’s asleep.

— Art Buchwald

As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, Art Buchwald Picture Quote

As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago,

— Art Buchwald

I didn’t go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I’d Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I didn’t go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I’d

— Art Buchwald

Writing humor in my column isn’t as dangerous as performing it. If Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Writing humor in my column isn’t as dangerous as performing it. If

— Art Buchwald

I became a hero to everyone because I didn’t take dialysis and was still alive. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I became a hero to everyone because I didn’t take dialysis and was still alive.

— Art Buchwald

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does – faked it Art Buchwald Picture Quote

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does – faked it

— Art Buchwald

The best way to clean up a son’s room is to close Art Buchwald Picture Quote

The best way to clean up a son’s room is to close

— Art Buchwald

I have no idea where I’m going but here’s the real question: Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I have no idea where I’m going but here’s the real question:

— Art Buchwald

I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.

— Art Buchwald

The most important thing about writing a book is having book parties. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

The most important thing about writing a book is having book parties.

— Art Buchwald

Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always

— Art Buchwald

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make

— Art Buchwald

This is what makes me happy: …Any music-free restaurant … A grandson who Art Buchwald Picture Quote

This is what makes me happy: …Any music-free restaurant … A grandson who

— Art Buchwald

I earned my stripes as a Marine, and the Corps gets full Art Buchwald Picture Quote

I earned my stripes as a Marine, and the Corps gets full

— Art Buchwald

Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds

— Art Buchwald

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed

— Art Buchwald

There isn’t a child who hasn’t gone out into the brave new Art Buchwald Picture Quote

There isn’t a child who hasn’t gone out into the brave new

— Art Buchwald

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted Art Buchwald Picture Quote

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted

— Art Buchwald

Human beings thrive on action. Stagnation does not wear well with us. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Human beings thrive on action. Stagnation does not wear well with us.

— Art Buchwald

Don’t commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later. Art Buchwald Picture Quote

Don’t commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

— Art Buchwald

It was a dangerous profession I had chosen … because no one likes Art Buchwald Picture Quote

It was a dangerous profession I had chosen … because no one likes

— Art Buchwald

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