Artie Lange Quotes

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that’s as equally Artie Lange Picture Quote

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that’s as equally

— Artie Lange

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a Artie Lange Picture Quote

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a

— Artie Lange

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics’ darlings, you might say. Artie Lange Picture Quote

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics’ darlings, you might say.

— Artie Lange

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation. Artie Lange Picture Quote

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.

— Artie Lange

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete. Artie Lange Picture Quote

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

— Artie Lange

It’s not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it’s just drugs. Artie Lange Picture Quote

It’s not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it’s just drugs.

— Artie Lange

By the time I am Howard’s age I hope to be long Artie Lange Picture Quote

By the time I am Howard’s age I hope to be long

— Artie Lange

Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Artie Lange Picture Quote

Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

— Artie Lange

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee Artie Lange Picture Quote

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee

— Artie Lange

When you did impressions on ‘MADtv,’ the producers gave you a Artie Lange Picture Quote

When you did impressions on ‘MADtv,’ the producers gave you a

— Artie Lange

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites Artie Lange Picture Quote

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites

— Artie Lange

It’s a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God Artie Lange Picture Quote

It’s a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God

— Artie Lange

I’m not going to lie to you fellas, I’ve been drinking Artie Lange Picture Quote

I’m not going to lie to you fellas, I’ve been drinking

— Artie Lange

I ain’t apologizing for anything, especially if it’s a joke. Artie Lange Picture Quote

I ain’t apologizing for anything, especially if it’s a joke.

— Artie Lange

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman’s 40th birthday party, Artie Lange Picture Quote

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman’s 40th birthday party,

— Artie Lange

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I Artie Lange Picture Quote

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I

— Artie Lange

Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he’s just… you Artie Lange Picture Quote

Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he’s just… you

— Artie Lange

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty Artie Lange Picture Quote

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty

— Artie Lange

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory Artie Lange Picture Quote

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory

— Artie Lange

And now it looks like I’m probably going to shoot a movie Artie Lange Picture Quote

And now it looks like I’m probably going to shoot a movie

— Artie Lange

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale. Artie Lange Picture Quote

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

— Artie Lange

I wish I was this dark genius artist – like Richard Pryor or something. Artie Lange Picture Quote

I wish I was this dark genius artist – like Richard Pryor or something.

— Artie Lange

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it Artie Lange Picture Quote

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it

— Artie Lange

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it? Artie Lange Picture Quote

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

— Artie Lange

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and Artie Lange Picture Quote

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and

— Artie Lange

Howard’s unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence Artie Lange Picture Quote

Howard’s unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence

— Artie Lange

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don’t Artie Lange Picture Quote

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don’t

— Artie Lange

It’s good to be alive. Artie Lange Picture Quote

It’s good to be alive.

— Artie Lange

I have a bad gambling problem. You’re not in show business for 12 Artie Lange Picture Quote

I have a bad gambling problem. You’re not in show business for 12

— Artie Lange

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to Artie Lange Picture Quote

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to

— Artie Lange

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against Artie Lange Picture Quote

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against

— Artie Lange

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row. Artie Lange Picture Quote

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

— Artie Lange

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don’t realize this, Artie Lange Picture Quote

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don’t realize this,

— Artie Lange

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself. Artie Lange Picture Quote

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

— Artie Lange

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be. Artie Lange Picture Quote

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

— Artie Lange

The only reason I can’t recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off. Artie Lange Picture Quote

The only reason I can’t recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

— Artie Lange

I’m very resilient. The only thing I’m missing right now are abs. Artie Lange Picture Quote

I’m very resilient. The only thing I’m missing right now are abs.

— Artie Lange

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay Artie Lange Picture Quote

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay

— Artie Lange

When you’re on the road a lot, you’re in perpetual search of a good night’s sleep. Artie Lange Picture Quote

When you’re on the road a lot, you’re in perpetual search of a good night’s sleep.

— Artie Lange

All I can say is that you only realize how big your Artie Lange Picture Quote

All I can say is that you only realize how big your

— Artie Lange

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