I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Love is a strange commodity, because you can’t import it if you don’t also export it. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest. — Ashleigh Brilliant
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain. — Ashleigh Brilliant
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called “here”. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity? — Ashleigh Brilliant
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very — Ashleigh Brilliant
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. — Ashleigh Brilliant
There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I have nothing definite to apologize for; I’m just sorry about everything in general. — Ashleigh Brilliant