I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes. — Augusten Burroughs
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs
I was in advertising for years. That was cushy, you know? it’s pretty cushy in a lot of ways, but I hated it. — Augusten Burroughs
I’m like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I’m very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs
Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting. — Augusten Burroughs