Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six. — Bam Margera
I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania. — Bam Margera
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that. — Bam Margera
I got addicted to tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. — Bam Margera
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! and there’s plenty of ways to do that. — Bam Margera
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs — Bam Margera
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera
These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they’re both going in the ground soon! — Bam Margera
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I’m not running a business at the house. — Bam Margera