He’s got the whole bad-boy-in-need-of-redemption thing going on, but the catch is, — Becca Fitzpatrick
And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that? — Becca Fitzpatrick
Wow. Nice bike,” I said. Which was a lie. It looked like a glossy black death trap. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Human reproduction can be a sticky subject—” “Ewww!” groaned a chorus of students — Becca Fitzpatrick