Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to — Bill Cosby
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the vatican has overlooked. — Bill Cosby
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. — Bill Cosby
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the vatican has overlooked. — Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. — Bill Cosby