Maybe the answer to selective service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them — Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on new year’s eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. — Bill Vaughan
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. — Bill Vaughan
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. — Bill Vaughan
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong. — Bill Vaughan
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. — Bill Vaughan
