But Calvin is no kind and loving God! He’s one of the old Gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse. — Bill Watterson
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point. — Bill Watterson
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin — Bill Watterson