The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you’ve eaten some. — Bruce Jay Friedman
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. — Bruce Jay Friedman
The most important thing about a tv set is to get it back against something and not out in the — Bruce Jay Friedman
A code of honor: never approach a friend’s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. — Bruce Jay Friedman