Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third — Chelsea Handler
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it’s Tuesday I’ll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler
I’m always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little. — Chelsea Handler
The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama’s always around me. — Chelsea Handler
I’m very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. — Chelsea Handler