We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled. — Chuck Klosterman
[On political correctness:] Any intended message mattered less than the received message, — Chuck Klosterman
People are more interested in reading bombastic ideas, whether they’re positive or — Chuck Klosterman
As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life. — Chuck Klosterman
Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility. — Chuck Klosterman