If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes. — Chuck Palahniuk
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that — Chuck Palahniuk
Did perpetual happiness in the garden of eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified? — Chuck Palahniuk
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection. — Chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. — Chuck Palahniuk
People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. — Chuck Palahniuk
If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person? — Chuck Palahniuk
I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. — Chuck Palahniuk
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. — Chuck Palahniuk