When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don’t stop, I’m going to die. — Craig Ferguson
When I went out on tour as bing hitler I would hook up with lenny and we’d get drunk together. — Craig Ferguson
I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: ‘wait a minute — Craig Ferguson
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we — Craig Ferguson
I do a show. It comes on late at night on tv. And if that means I’m a late-night talk show host — Craig Ferguson
I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. — Craig Ferguson
It’s like, it’s kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that’s my show. — Craig Ferguson
I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. — Craig Ferguson
Hd doesn’t mean anything to me. It’s a technical thing. It’s like demographics. A lot of people know about it. — Craig Ferguson
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful — Craig Ferguson
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn’t mean that at all. — Craig Ferguson
A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on kafka, which in turn led to camus and sartre. — Craig Ferguson
A lot of people come to l.a. Looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself. — Craig Ferguson
I don’t see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then — Craig Ferguson
I’ve started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am — Craig Ferguson
All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals. — Craig Ferguson