A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner. — Damon Runyon
He [Will Rogers] was America’s most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third — Damon Runyon
The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that’s how you bet. — Damon Runyon
You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year. — Damon Runyon
I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and — Damon Runyon
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet. — Damon Runyon
Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you. — Damon Runyon
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