I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. — Daniel Handler
Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket,” she said. “There’s no reason to share it with me. — Daniel Handler
There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them. — Daniel Handler
Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer. — Daniel Handler
If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book. — Daniel Handler
It’s different,” you said. “You’ve made, Min, everything different for me. Everything’s — Daniel Handler