I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly. — David Lee Roth
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. — David Lee Roth
Music is like girlfriends to me; I’m continually astonished by the choices other people make. — David Lee Roth
People ask me how far I’ve come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage. — David Lee Roth