Fall is my favorite season in los angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. — David Letterman
Here’s a little known fact – arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since janet reno. — David Letterman
Iraq’s elite republican guard is doing so badly they’re changing their name to the democratic guard. — David Letterman
It’s official, arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that’s what everybody thinks he said. — David Letterman
It’s so warm now, and thanksgiving came so early – is it just me, or does it not really feel like ramadan? — David Letterman
New york now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move. — David Letterman
President bush has been silent on schwarzenegger. Of course, he can’t pronounce schwarzenegger. — David Letterman
President bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? when the hell does this guy wind? — David Letterman
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. — David Letterman
Usa today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. — David Letterman
We have defeated saddam hussein and iraq. The good news is iraq is ours, and the bad news is iraq is ours. — David Letterman
Wherever we’ve travelled in this great land of ours, we’ve found that people everywhere are about 90% water. — David Letterman
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. — David Letterman