Here in hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an etch-a-sketch. — Dennis Miller
If clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks george bush we wouldn’t be in this problem. — Dennis Miller
It’s ironic that in our culture everyone’s biggest complaint is about not having enough time; — Dennis Miller
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping gary busey off the nation’s highways. — Dennis Miller
Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which. — Dennis Miller
The average american’s day planner has fewer holes in it than ray charles’s dart board. — Dennis Miller
The radical right is so homophobic that they’re blaming global warming on the aids quilt. — Dennis Miller
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 r’s only one begins with an r. — Dennis Miller