I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He’d just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. — Donald Jay Rickles
I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. — Donald Jay Rickles
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. — Donald Jay Rickles
I mean, in my – and I’m not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little — Donald Jay Rickles
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I’d better write a book. — Donald Jay Rickles
I have a problem, if the light goes on on tv and it blinks midnight, I don’t know how to fix it. — Donald Jay Rickles
I was always the guy – out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. — Donald Jay Rickles
Everything I’ve ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I’ve never written anything down on paper. — Donald Jay Rickles
Eddie fisher married to elizabeth taylor is like me trying to wash the empire state building with a bar of soap. — Donald Jay Rickles
Political correctness? in my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. — Donald Jay Rickles
In our day we went from – we went into saloons. We couldn’t cross over like you can today — Donald Jay Rickles
They always use the word ‘insult’ with me, but I don’t hurt anybody. I wouldn’t be sitting here if I did. — Donald Jay Rickles
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. — Donald Jay Rickles
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket. — Donald Jay Rickles
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I’m really thrilled. — Donald Jay Rickles
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. — Donald Jay Rickles
You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude. — Donald Jay Rickles
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can’t please everyone. But when you’re different, you can last. — Donald Jay Rickles
