Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring. — Dorothy Parker
Q: What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can’t hear an enzyme. — Dorothy Parker
She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don’t say she will, but she can. — Dorothy Parker
![[On Kay Strozzi in The Silent Witness:] Miss Strozzi … had the temerity Dorothy Parker Picture Quote](https://www.idlehearts.com/images/on-kay-strozzi-in-the-silent-witness-miss-strozzi--had-the-temerity.jpg?x85372 "[On Kay Strozzi in The Silent Witness:] Miss Strozzi … had the temerity")
![[On Edna Ferber’s Ice Palace] … the book, which is going to be Dorothy Parker Picture Quote](https://www.idlehearts.com/images/on-edna-ferbers-ice-palace--the-book-which-is-going-to-be.jpg?x85372 "[On Edna Ferber’s Ice Palace] … the book, which is going to be")
![[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, Dorothy Parker Picture Quote](https://www.idlehearts.com/images/on-being-shown-an-apartment-by-a-real-estate-agent-oh-dear.jpg?x85372 "[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear,")
![[On being told their loquacious, domineering host was ‘outspoken’:] By whom? Dorothy Parker Picture Quote](https://www.idlehearts.com/images/on-being-told-their-loquacious-domineering-host-was-outspoken-by-whom.jpg?x85372 "[On being told their loquacious, domineering host was ‘outspoken’:] By whom?")
