Dorothy Parker Quotes

[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot.

— Dorothy Parker

I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound

— Dorothy Parker

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

— Dorothy Parker

Then she told herself to stop her nonsense. If you looked for Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Then she told herself to stop her nonsense. If you looked for

— Dorothy Parker

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

— Dorothy Parker

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

— Dorothy Parker

There was nothing separate about her days. Like drops on the window-pane, Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

There was nothing separate about her days. Like drops on the window-pane,

— Dorothy Parker

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

— Dorothy Parker

It’s easier to write about those you hate — just as it’s easier Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

It’s easier to write about those you hate — just as it’s easier

— Dorothy Parker

I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good

— Dorothy Parker

… if this world were anything near what it should be there would Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

… if this world were anything near what it should be there would

— Dorothy Parker

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my

— Dorothy Parker

Then if my friendships break and bend, There’s little need to cry Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Then if my friendships break and bend, There’s little need to cry

— Dorothy Parker

People are more than fun than anybody. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

People are more than fun than anybody.

— Dorothy Parker

I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.

— Dorothy Parker

My verses, I cannot say poems. . . . I was following in the exquisite Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

My verses, I cannot say poems. . . . I was following in the exquisite

— Dorothy Parker

Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that

— Dorothy Parker

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea,

— Dorothy Parker

A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore,

— Dorothy Parker

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.

— Dorothy Parker

They sicken of the calm who know the storm. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

— Dorothy Parker

[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don’t Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don’t

— Dorothy Parker

[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his

— Dorothy Parker

Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the

— Dorothy Parker

What writes worse than a Theodore Dreiser? … Two Theodore Dreisers. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

What writes worse than a Theodore Dreiser? … Two Theodore Dreisers.

— Dorothy Parker

This play John Drinkwater’s Abraham Lincoln holds the season’s record, thus far, Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

This play John Drinkwater’s Abraham Lincoln holds the season’s record, thus far,

— Dorothy Parker

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

— Dorothy Parker

Newton’s Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Newton’s Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

— Dorothy Parker

[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for

— Dorothy Parker

Everybody’s got their troubles. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Everybody’s got their troubles.

— Dorothy Parker

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going

— Dorothy Parker

You don’t want a general houseworker, do you? Or a traveling Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

You don’t want a general houseworker, do you? Or a traveling

— Dorothy Parker

[On an actor who’d broken her leg in London:] Oh, how terrible. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

[On an actor who’d broken her leg in London:] Oh, how terrible.

— Dorothy Parker

Tonstant Weader fwowed up. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

— Dorothy Parker

If I should labor through daylight and dark, Consecrate, valorous, serious, true, Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

If I should labor through daylight and dark, Consecrate, valorous, serious, true,

— Dorothy Parker

Little Words When you are gone, there is nor bloom nor leaf, Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Little Words When you are gone, there is nor bloom nor leaf,

— Dorothy Parker

Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a

— Dorothy Parker

Lady, lady, never start Conversation toward your heart; Keep your pretty words Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Lady, lady, never start Conversation toward your heart; Keep your pretty words

— Dorothy Parker

I can’t write five words but that I change seven. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

— Dorothy Parker

Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement. Dorothy Parker Picture Quote

Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.

— Dorothy Parker

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